My Mom - Emergency Pod

Tosh Show

Black Heart Productions

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Daniel chats with his mom and wishes her a happy Mother's Day.

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0:00.0	Do you know what our world record is for longest phone call?
0:03.8	This one?
0:08.1	Tosh Show.
0:10.8	Tosh Show.
0:14.2	Tosh Show for show.
0:16.1	Good morning and welcome to a special episode of Tos show. Eddie, hit the sirens.
0:28.0	We've got an emergency. Oh, man. But it's a positive one. Okay. Mother's Day. Oh, it is.
0:34.4	It's Mother's Day. My least favorite fake holiday since having children.
0:44.3	Extra stuff.
0:45.7	Right.
0:46.2	My mom, fine, easy.
0:49.2	Tell her I love her.
0:50.4	Send a text.
0:51.6	Give her a call.
0:53.0	That's all we do.
0:57.1	Flowers. If I send her flowers i destroy my siblings because they're not they don't they don't think of anything i don't know it's
1:03.2	mother's day until the week before and my wife casually goes oh you know next weekend are we
1:10.3	planning anything for Mother's Day?
1:11.9	And I just, a pit in my stomach, just like, God, dang it.
1:18.6	Oh, here we go.
1:19.9	Here's the problem with my wife's gift giving season.
1:26.0	It starts in November when I'm like, oh, I got to get her something for Christmas.
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