My Mom #138

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever wondered what your biggest regret will be? I’m wildly curious about my Mom’s past so we’re diving into her regrets, dating history, and best pieces of Motherly advice. We’ll also bond over our family drama and hometown scandals. So prepare to learn about all the trouble I got into as a kid. Trigger Warning: Suicide & depression Finding Laura Clery: Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going -00:06 A sweet serenade -1:00 Butthole kisses -1:11 My mom is back to learn new slang terms -3:00 The truth behind my mom’s book club -5:00 Mom’s biggest life regrets, Trigger warning: Suicide & depression -8:30 Dealing with family -10:00 Mom’s biggest joy -11:30 Sister time! -14:09 Giving advice to our younger selves -16:36 My arrest record -18:30 Hometown scandals -21:48 Getting into detective work -23:30 Just cancel me already! -26:06 PSA -27:48 My Mom’s mafia ties -33:00 Fighting for love (literally) -38:37 Mom’s most important life lesson -42:19 The time I almost burnt everything -45:00 The hardest part about raising me -48:50 Adult slumber parties>> -49:57 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions about Motherhood for my Mom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	He's bouncing on my booty cheeks. He loves the way I ride. I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside.
0:11.0	What's the next bit?
0:15.0	I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my busy. Call him daddy.
0:18.0	And he'll be on my busie. Call him daddy.
0:21.0	And he hoo-e-hoo-e-hoo-e, honey, honey. Daddy, I'm a hoonee, hana, whoee, whonay,
0:25.0	What's a busy?
0:26.0	Oh.
0:27.0	Oh, I'm sorry?
0:31.0	What's a pussy?
0:37.0	It's just another name for a cheek.
0:41.0	Oh, okay.
0:44.0	Okay.
0:45.0	Okay.
0:46.0	It's a but hole.
0:50.0	Oh, okay.
0:51.0	Okay.
0:52.0	Got it. It's another name for a Oh, okay.
0:54.0	got it. It's another name for a but hole.
0:56.0	All right.
0:57.0	I'll be more careful what questions I ask you in the future.
1:02.0	Oh, man, we are off to a good start. Welcome to
1:06.5	idiot podcast. I'm here with my mom. And she just learned a new word. I did. I did. All about learning new things. Yeah.
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