My Marriage Is Just One Long Argument | Your Favorite Comedy Show… Arguing Just Like You and Your Partner, But Louder.
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.7 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 168 minutes
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Summary
The Rizzuto Show crew dives headfirst into the world of relationship chaos — from Reddit romance disasters to real-life marital sabotage courtesy of Alexa, to the subtle art of manipulation, isolation, and “the squeeze” that definitely does not come from any marriage handbook recommended by therapists. Whether it’s picking the wrong engagement ring, arguing over what a “blue emerald” even is, or having your smart speaker immediately tattle to your spouse about blowing up the microwave with a ball of tinfoil… one thing becomes clear: don't get your relationship advice from a daily comedy show.
The gang blows through everything from AI blackmailing you (yes, actual blackmail), to Avatar still somehow making billions, to Britney Spears having a pajama knife-fight with the Kardashians, to Roombas dodging dog poop like tiny robotic ninjas.
The team also breaks down wild Reddit relationship sagas, questions whether Alexa is the snitch of the century, reviews new movies, counts down the world’s hottest men, and somehow manages to wedge in a sports reports, wine tourism, Sexy-Time Fun Facts, and a Porno Birthday with the energy of a Monday-morning fever dream.
If your marriage isn’t one long argument… congratulations. This comedy show episode isn’t about you.
Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow for more funny news, celeb fails, and bad relationship advice from your favorite daily comedy show. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow
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