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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

My Maine Man! with Emily Calandrelli

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Emily Calandrelli (Emily's Wonder Lab on Netflix) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about building a sperm bank on the moon, a woman who thought she had Crohn’s disease, a three headed taxidermy duckling, a lost tourist who ended up in Maine instead of San Francisco and a man who only drank beer for Lent! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

We at Wundry live, breathe, and downright obsess over True Crime.

0:04.0

And now we're launching the ultimate True Crime fan experience, Exhibit C.

0:09.2

Join now by following Wundry Exhibit C on Facebook and listen to True Crime on Wundry and Amazon Music.

0:16.2

Exhibit C. It's truly criminal.

0:20.0

All right, Scottie, you ready?

0:21.7

Curryby, I am so ready to have a great time with you today.

0:26.0

Well, strap in, cause...

0:27.7

Scientists want to build a sperm bank on the moon.

0:33.2

And why wouldn't they?

0:34.9

Let's find out on bananas.

1:05.9

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bananas. I am Kurt Brownweeler.

1:11.9

I am Scotty Landis. Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was, Kurt.

1:18.2

I'm gonna tee you up a little bit. I think you have some stuff to plug home, dog.

1:21.5

I do have a really quick plug, guys, before we bring on our fantastic guest.

1:26.1

What a guest.

1:27.5

I have not done stand-up in over a year, the last place.

1:31.2

I was supposed to do stand-up March, I don't know, March 13th in Portland, Oregon in 2020,

1:38.2

and I canceled that show.

1:40.2

What?

1:40.4

And now, I'm dipping my toe back in.

1:44.8

I were doing this experiment.

1:46.4

I am doing a weekend at Helium in Portland.

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