My Life Is Half Over Part 2
All Up Innes
Josh Innes
2.4 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | and what this shit? Like, what are you going to do? Like, I was thinking about the today, like, |
| 0:04.3 | I'm sitting in this house that I fucking hate. It's small. It has no closet space. And look, it's my fault. I rushed to get a house because that's kind of how we do things and I had to move. And I, you know, I saw the pictures of it. The lady did the tour. I didn't ask certain questions. so like we have no outdoor outlets like don't have a smoker we don't have a dishwash we don't have a |
| 0:23.4 | fucking dishwasher. What kind of archaic setup does somebody have that you don't have a dishwasher? Like, Jillie and I just started looking at other houses the other day just to see what's out there to rent. And, like, the fact that it's not just common, that it's not like almost a requirement to have a dishwasher. |
| 0:40.9 | Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus. |
| 0:45.4 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:46.4 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:48.1 | I've always wanted to be mom. |
| 0:50.3 | And we're bringing you on our journey through everything. |
| 0:53.3 | I have no idea what we're doing. Thank you. I have more of an idea. I think of it like a Tamagocchi. At the end of all of this... We're going to have a little baby? Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series, streaming April 2nd exclusively on Disney Plus. 18 plus subscription required T's and T supply. Welcome to's Pizzeria. Your blind dates is already at the table, and here she is. Cousin Brenda, what are you doing here? You're married anyway. Substitution brought to you by Paddy Power. Cousin' Brenda makes me for Beth, the office crush. Oh, get in! You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver, because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. Tis and Clusions apply. 18 plus scumeralware.com. McGriddles, a new McDonald's breakfast. So it's maple syrup infused. |
| 1:45.7 | It's sweet, then it's savoury, |
| 1:47.5 | because the sausage, you know, and the cheese and the egg. |
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