Hello my friends and welcome to the Robcast this is episode three six three and this episode well it's the first episode of two thousand

24 so there's that and this episode is called my leaf blower has a turbo button

And honestly I ought to say this up front I have no idea what the point of this episode is.

I don't know what it means.

I don't know how it connects to anything.

It's literally just things I want to tell you.

So I made a list of them.

It's this straightforward. I made a list of them. It's this straightforward. I made a list of things I want to tell you.

The first thing is I want to tell you about my leaf blower that I don't know if you're aware of it has a turbo button.

And then I want to talk about Baker's Field California and then

I'm going to tell you something that happened to me what we call it a social

engagement something that happened to me at a social engagement that I recently attended.

And then I want to say something about the news that isn't the news and what the news may even be.

And then I want to tell you about some pants.

God I didn't realize how much joy it would bring me just to read this list and

then I want to finish by telling you about something I call,

oh my god my hair is soaking wet. Do you realize how soaking wet my hair is? That's the last thing.

So first, my leaf blower. my football and I told Paul this story and as I'm telling him the story I'm realizing is this even a story

Maybe if if this grew up one day it would become a story, but I don't even know if this is a story

This is just a thing, but for some reason as I'm telling it to him, I'm thinking,

why am I telling him about this?

Which, that alone makes stories fascinating.

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