My Lawn Is Racist
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features...
- The Straits of Hormuz.. opened? Closed? Who knows!
- Katie Green's Headlines!
- Racist lawns, the list is growing & the fertility rate is lowest ever
- Mailbag!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:13.5 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:17.1 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:19.6 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:21.9 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:23.4 | And now, here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:33.1 | A confusing live from Studio C. |
| 0:37.5 | Say, signor. |
| 0:39.4 | A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound. |
| 0:44.0 | We charge a toll for anybody to walk in and out of here. |
| 0:47.1 | So far, nobody's wanted to, but we're ready. |
| 0:50.6 | Today we are toiling under the title of the show. |
| 0:52.8 | And the winner is, um, or a tradition unlike any other. |
| 0:59.1 | The Masters. |
| 1:01.1 | Well, the golf tournament starts. |
| 1:02.9 | Yes, the Masters starts today. |
| 1:04.4 | It's my Super Bowl. |
| 1:05.2 | It's a four-day Super Bowl. |
| 1:06.3 | Woo-hoo! |
| 1:07.2 | Is Tiger playing? |
| 1:10.2 | He might be playing on the prison softball team. |
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