My Late Father Made me a Doll but my Girlfriend thinks it’s CREEPY, so She STOLE IT to Get Rid of It

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0	My late father made me a doll, but my girlfriend thinks it's creepy, so she stole it to get rid of it.
0:08.4	I, a 26-year-old male, have been with my current girlfriend, also 26, for almost four years.
0:15.2	Last year, I gave her a key to my house.
0:18.1	She spends a few days there, but we don't live together full time. A few days ago,
0:22.7	I had to make a quick trip for work. She asked me if she could invite a few of her friends
0:27.4	to my house for a girl's night. It was on Thursday. I accepted. I returned yesterday in the
0:33.2	morning, and the first thing I noticed was that the rag doll was missing from the wall. My first instinct
0:38.3	was to call my girlfriend to ask if she'd put it somewhere else. She denied it and said the doll
0:43.2	was there. It wasn't. I checked the GPS on the doll. Yes, it has GPS. The GPS marked the house of one of her
0:51.7	friends. Let's call her Jess. I tried to be nice and told my girlfriend to tell her friend to bring it back before 5pm, and I'll pretend this never happened, or I'll involve the police. She tried to fight it, but I told her about the GPS. Well, my girlfriend called me back saying that Jess denied having the doll. We had a huge argument and I warned her that I wasn't playing about getting the police
1:14.2	involved.
1:15.2	I waited until five and went to the police.
1:17.9	We went to her house and got the doll back.
1:20.0	I pressed charges.
1:21.8	My girlfriend and I had a bigger argument about me pressing charges.
1:25.7	They, including her, knew the doll was made by my father.
1:29.2	They could have stolen anything else and I wouldn't have bat an eye. I gave her friend a chance
1:33.9	and she tried to play stupid. They've been calling me a jerk and to drop the charges. I'll answer some of the
1:39.8	questions I'm getting here. The doll is now with me. It's a rag doll. Better said, it's a Raggedy Ann doll.
1:46.7	My father had many hobbies. He tried making dolls and was planning to sell them. But the first one he
1:51.8	made was a frickin' raggedy ann doll. So it didn't last. He was too manly to sell raggedy and dolls.
1:57.8	Ridiculous, I know. He gave me that one. And actually, he made four more for my
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