My Last Day 2

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Nothing but stories about your last day on a job. For daring to complain about a bounced paycheck, it seems like that was enough for the WWE to give Jonathan Coachman (The Early Edge: A Daily SportsLine Betting Podcast) 20,000 reasons to never say anything nice about Vince McMahon. Former NHL Draft pick turned Emmy-nominated producer R.J. Fried from 'Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News' talks about the day he knew it was time to put down the hockey stick and pick up an ink pen.
Now an official three-timer, Daylon Goff (JET Magazine) takes a trip down memory lane detailing how his last day as an ad exec at WingStop coincided with a viral social media crisis. A loyal listener on Staten Island talks about the time he quit his sneaker job, then stole sneakers on the way out, and his MANAGER LET HIM KEEP THEM!
Jacqueline (aka The Employment Grim Reaper) details a time when she was hired by a movie studio to travel to a movie set and fire EIGHT PEOPLE in one day. She also breaks down ways employers can craftily assess employees in an effort to keep them.

But, what are the tell-tale signs the axe is coming? The team unpacks their real-life drama and breaks down what to look out for to keep you off the chopping block. We wish someone had told football coach Herm Edwards. It appears he was fired by Arizona State...ON THE FIELD!
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0:00.0	John Stewart here.
0:00.9	Unbelievable exciting news.
0:02.2	My new podcast, The Weekly Show.
0:04.5	We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches.
0:11.3	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:16.1	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:20.0	Now hiring.
0:22.0	I guess they got an interim right now.
0:23.5	They ain't hiring, hiring no more.
0:25.4	But Arizona State coach Herm Edwards was fired after the old Sun Devils lost to Eastern Michigan at home.
0:39.8	That's a game that they should have won.
0:42.0	It's not a game you should lose.
0:43.6	It's quite like Eastern Michigan and scrub status.
0:46.1	You are Arizona State.
0:48.0	That's not the fact that old brother, her and that what's lost, but the fact is that they fired the motherfucker on the field as he was coming off.
0:58.2	No.
0:59.5	He had to the locker room.
1:01.8	Yep.
1:02.2	No.
1:03.4	The dirtiest.
1:04.0	God damn it.
1:05.4	In a video, it sees that Herman Edwards is seen talking in the end zone to athletic director Ray Anderson and university president Michael Crowe.
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