But she doesn't want to fuck the phone. So he tries to rape her and then I'm sorry what he

tries to rape her. Not, no, it's not like it's like a comedy rape. No, I do not know

what you mean by that. It sounds like just a terrible play. It is not a bad play. It is

a good play and a very funny rape. Nope.

Trump's a pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels.

Hey, no, you're grumbling a lot there. What's wrong?

Nothing. It's just, I just came up with a super cool essay for my next citation needed.

But I know that Tom's going to spend the whole episode shitting on it.

I don't know. I'm not sure that he'll definitely shit on his ideas.

His first note on my last essay was a handwritten note to my dad. Ask him to go back in time

and get a vasectomy. Oh, I mean, yeah, that's, that's not great. It's not a great response.

Handwritten. He spent all that time, all of those fucking pictures of how to build a flux capacitor

that eats me days on that shit. I just wish there was some way to get back to Adam, you know?

Get back at Tom. You want to take two thirds of his income? I'll feel like, yeah, it's a good idea.

Yeah, that's been done to death. Yeah, no, that's true. You'd get two thirds of a third.

That sucks. Well, yeah, nonetheless. Wait, no, no, I got an idea. I got an idea.

Eli, Eli, yeah, yeah, did you pick an essay for this week that you're going to do?

I was thinking of doing a thinly veiled cry for help. Okay, rude stealing my thing.

Eli, no, no, what was that? It was a super cool thing. You were telling me about in the car

the other day. Yeah, this is like really cool thing. The stranger. No, no, you got to sit. I

know. I already know about that. Obviously, the other thing we were talking about, oh, fan fiction.

That's it. Yes, exactly. You should do that for your essay. Okay. Yeah, so I'll do it right now.

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