Am I the asshole for putting my co-worker in hospital and almost killing her?

This is a long one, so let's brace ourselves.

So, for the past three months, someone at my job has been consistently stealing my food that I bring from home.

So I don't have to use the snack machine or walk across the street to McDonald's like the majority of my co-workers do.

In the first month, I noticed someone...

The lunch is great.

People do that, you know.

I know.

People do McDonald's. I don't understand. I don't get that. People even do my donuts for breakfast. Ah! I don't understand that one. Yeah, interesting. What, like, because I'm a muffin. But I think it's fine. but I think it's the fact that it's just McDonald's.

Like, I can imagine you having a McMuffin

and having that for breakfast.

I think that's fine.

But it's just weird how it's like McDonald's.

I don't know.

Walking into my... fine but I think it's the fact that it's just McDonald's like I can imagine you having a McMuffin and having that for breakfast I think that's fine but it's just weird how I don't know what walking into McDonald's with my work attire something I know that's what I'm saying that's what it is for me it's good if it's like one off like you yeah you've like you're at home and then you order oh not at home much about in the office yeah but to go to work and then in the lunchtime. You're walking past, join the juice and my nest. All they say, I'm going to McDonald's. And get chips. I can't lie, though. I have done it once. I've done it once, but I did it not for, I did it for apple pie. Because we were having a discussion at work and we were like oh my god like we loved the apple pies

at McDonald's and then we got an apple pie that was just like a break and then we just went there

I'm trying to like in all my years of like being in work I don't think I've ever had

McDonald's for lunch yeah yeah exactly I don't even think there's even been the McDonald's

nearby nearby I've got a couple nearby me actually there probably is you just probably haven't noticed because you're not going there. Yeah. It's probably there. They're tactical. Anyway, cool. So in the first month, I noticed someone had been casually, had been gradually taking some of my food. One out of three slices of pizza gone. 20% of my soup gone.

She,

I'm wait,

20%. 20%.

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