My Husband Is CONVINCED My Hair Is Going To Hurt Our Baby | r/AITA Reddit
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🗓️ 3 April 2026
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Todays Reddit AITA story, OP's husband has become convinced that her long hair could somehow hurt their baby. He's been insisting she cut it short or keep it tied up constantly. OP says she's always careful, but his constant worry is driving her crazy. Now she's wondering if he's just being overprotective, or if she's really ignoring a safety concern.
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0:20 Story 1
2:31 Story 1 Comments
4:49 Story 1 Update
6:26 Story 1 Comments / OP's Replies
10:38 Story 2
15:28 Story 2 Comments
17:16 Story 2 Update 1
20:05 Story 2 Update 2
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Waffle Gang, I do hope you are well. My name is Mark and today we're checking out some more Reddit stories. |
| 0:10.3 | And if you do love a Reddit story, why not consider? |
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| 0:16.1 | Let's crack on with today's first story. |
| 0:19.7 | Much love, guys. |
| 0:20.7 | Now, today's first story comes from a throwaway account and says, |
| 0:24.1 | My husband is convinced my hair will kill our baby. |
| 0:30.3 | My husband is very protective of our daughter, |
| 0:33.9 | which is great because she's only four months old and needs a lot of protection. |
| 0:38.4 | But he is definitely a helicopter parent in the making. |
| 0:41.7 | His current fixation is my hair. |
| 0:44.4 | I have very fine hair. |
| 0:46.4 | Before giving birth it was down to my butt, but when our daughter was about three weeks old, |
| 0:50.9 | I got it cut just below my shoulders for convenience. |
| 0:54.1 | For some reason, it falls |
| 0:55.6 | out a lot. I think because it's so fine. It's not a medical thing and not a postpartum thing |
| 1:01.5 | because it's been like this for a long time. As far as I know, I can't do anything about it, |
| 1:07.3 | short of shaving my head. Any suggestions are welcome. My husband is convinced that |
| 1:13.0 | our baby will get some hair in her mouth and into her body, and then she will need surgery |
| 1:17.6 | to remove it or it will kill her. Every day he tells me to watch my hair around the baby. |
| 1:23.5 | Every time I pick her up, he tells me to be careful with my hair. Every time I make food, every time he sees a hair on my shirt. |
| 1:31.1 | Every time he finds a hair of mine, he complains. |
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