My Hand is Trying to Kill Me - LIVE From Podsummit in Calgary
Sickboy
CBC
4.8 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2025
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
What if your hand suddenly tried to choke you, or a microscopic parasite in your brain was making you horny for cat piss? From our live show at PodSummit in Calgary, the boys take a wild tour through the glitches in the human brain. We explore Alien Hand Syndrome, the brain-hijacking parasite Toxoplasma Gondii, and the profound ethical dilemma of Body Integrity Identity Disorder. Then, we're joined by our incredible new teammate, Paralympian Brock Richardson! Brock shares the powerful story of confronting his high school bullies head-on, the harrowing experience of being dropped by a support worker who wouldn't listen, and the hilarious story of his first date with his wife... who is not his sister. We think.
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| 0:00.0 | It's becoming pretty clear that U.S. President Donald Trump is ripping up the political |
| 0:05.3 | playbook. |
| 0:05.8 | And when it comes to what it all means for Canada, well, as they say, it's complicated. |
| 0:09.8 | But our podcast, two blocks from the White House, is a way to make sense of it all. |
| 0:13.8 | Join me, Willie Lowry, and senior Washington correspondents, Paul Hunter and Katie Simpson |
| 0:18.6 | every week as we break down the headlines from Capitol Hill |
| 0:22.1 | with a Canadian spin. |
| 0:24.2 | Find and follow two blocks from the White House on your favorite podcast app, including YouTube. |
| 0:30.2 | This is a CBC podcast. |
| 0:43.5 | Welcome to IMAX, the world's most fucking insane movie experience. |
| 0:50.2 | Powered by a reckless fusion of weapons-grade tech, will blast your ass from the edge of your seat to the edge of goddamn sanity. |
| 0:53.7 | Enjoy crystal clear images and colors so intense, |
| 0:58.0 | they will literally melt your fucking eyeballs out of your fucking face. |
| 1:04.0 | I mean just look at that diamond. |
| 1:06.0 | We've jammed all of this bitching tech into a custom-built theater that will aggressively drag you face first into the experience, whether you like it or not. |
| 1:17.6 | Boom! Now you're literally driving a fucking F-1 car at the speed of light. |
| 1:24.6 | This fucking huge panoramic screen and sound system will literally make you |
| 1:29.9 | shit your pants. I can already smell it. One of you shit your pants. Yup, you in |
| 1:37.6 | Seat C12, you clearly shit your pants. What the fuck are the rest of you laughing at? You won't be laughing after the |
| 1:46.2 | bowel liquefying thunder of a jet engine. Oh shit! I just came in my pants. Now, sit back, |
| 2:00.7 | clench up, |
| 2:01.7 | and get ready to survive a balls-to-the-wall podcast experience. |
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