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improv4humans with Matt Besser

My Hamburger’s 15th Birthday

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2018

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Mike Mitchell, Ego Nwodim, and Craig Rowin join Matt Besser this week for scenes about a birthday bash for a hamburger, the mental state of wearing pants, and a bitcoin scam. Later, we’ll visit the final round of Chuck E. Cheese mascot auditions, a cutthroat piñata party, and an ass-eating bar.

Transcript

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0:00.0

My drama knocks on to this directly from Hogan's heroes, but I've gotten auditions and I got just an offer on a Russian accent which I didn't know how to do it all based on that one

0:16.0

So yeah, it's like they're like, oh, yeah, that's that German

0:20.6

Dialect I know that's what I'm feeling like right now. It's not they don't want it to be real

0:26.3

Okay, we we cut to a voice over edition. Okay, state your name

0:33.0

Anna Mossetti, okay, and

0:36.9

I was told you are from Nigeria or are directly descended. That's why I

0:43.6

Told your agent I'd give you a break and I really want to know my regulars. Yeah, I'm from Nigeria

0:48.7

Anna Mossy, that sounds like a punk rock. Oh

0:51.6

No, given name

0:54.1

Mossety on my dad's side goes way back to

0:57.6

To Nigeria. That's what the Nigerian name from my my dad's dad is from Nigeria Africa. Oh

1:03.6

Excellent. Is there another Nigeria?

1:06.2

Well, I just didn't want to get it. I that's a specific as I know because I well, I'm not looking for a Nigeria Kansas today

1:12.6

Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

1:14.4

Black Panther. Yeah, they're putting out an ad for Mac Donald shake

1:21.8

Based on the black Panther series and they're gonna have

1:26.9

Animated black Panther characters and some characters made just for the ad and that's where you come in. Okay, okay

1:35.0

You're an animated Nigerian milkshake. Okay, and should I just I should I say Mary to copy here?

1:42.2

No, actually, that's why we wanted

1:45.2

Your agent sold me on authenticity and said you actually get angry when people get roles that aren't authentic

1:52.9

So I thought yeah, that's true. I should give it a try to someone. Yeah, I do. I I I fucking hate it

1:59.6

Okay, I'm sorry

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