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Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, my de generates? Welcome back to another episode of Plambrie Uncut, brought to you by High Noon. I usually don't drink High Noon in my bed, but it is the sponsor of this podcast, so it will be next to me at all times. High Noon is under 100 calories. It's made with real juices. It's made with real vodka.

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a very easy going podcast. And I did have to record in the studio last week. And I heard your

feedback. You guys liked it better in the bed. But I just didn't want you guys to think I'm like,

I don't know, having scabies or like bed sores. Like I'm not always in my bed but I do think it is refreshing

for some of these episodes with my guest episodes I don't think I'll have them in my bed mostly because

my room's a mess. Um, clothes are everywhere and I don't know like do we hook up after if I have them

on my bed. It just feels like no that's wrong. That's wrong. But I'm just saying like, that's what it would feel like. Like, oh, we're already in my bed. Want to kiss? And then that seems like taking advantage of my power, like a bad guy. So no one's coming in my bed. What am I talking about? I'm in my bed. All right. I'm back in New York City. I got back last night. I have some things that I want to cover.

This episode is going to be majority my guide to becoming a Swifty, but I do have a lot of other shit that I want to talk about first. And I know, I know that I do have a lot of non-Swifty fans. And I do know that I have a lot of people that maybe hate Taylor Swift or just don't

give a shit about the Taylor Swift universe. I personally fell deeply in love with her music. And it changed

my life. And I've got so many DMs about like, I was in the same boat as you were. I didn't

know anything about her. I really want to become Swifty. I don't know where to start. Also, also, maybe if you are a hater, listen to my take on it and it might change your mind. Or not even a hater. Maybe you're just not a believer yet. Okay. I think I could slowly turn you into a Swifty. I have done that with a lot of you guys. And I'm not going to always talk about Taylor Swift. But it's my podcast and I want to talk about it for this episode. But that's

not where we're starting. Also, I'm sorry if I seem like a bitch this episode. I'm getting my period

as we speak. So my bed will be covered in blood as we speak. You know what I do when I first start

getting my period? I sit in denial. I refuse to put a tampon in. I refuse to do anything about it.

I free bleed or I just like, am I being disgusting? But seriously, when I know it's coming, I'm like, no, it's not. No, it's not one more day. I have one more day. And I've been saying that for like two weeks now. And then I was like, okay, am I pregnant? And then I'm like, wait, hold your horses. That would mean your Jesus. No, That would mean your mother Mary because I haven't had sex in. Jesus, man, I don't even, I don't even know. It's gotten to the point where I don't even miss it. I don't think about it. It holds no value to me. That's how long it's been. I saw Rachel Connick. I know I'm saying that wrong, but she talked about it on Halley's

podcast. Last week, we talked about it a little bit on BFFs where she said it's been years

since she's had sex and she feels like a virgin again. Me and my friends, we all call each other

the born again virgins because it's been that long. I don't know. I just, I've always only

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