"MY GRANDMOTHER HATES ME"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather. Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money. Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.0	Sadie, what's going on?
0:03.0	Um, I wanted to talk about how my dad fucked my grandpa, like quite literally.
0:09.0	Your dad fucked your grandpa?
0:13.3	Yes, absolutely.
0:15.4	Your dad had sex with his dad.
0:20.4	Well, he was married into the family, but he's been around for a long time, so technically, yeah, like it was kind of like his dad, but not blood related, but yes.
0:28.0	Oh, okay, okay, so he had sex with, okay, so he had sex with his father-in-law.
0:33.3	His mom's husband.
0:36.6	His mother's husband, yes.
0:38.8	Okay, his stepdad.
0:41.7	Yes.
0:42.3	Ah, okay. Um. Yes, what's the story there? We're, what's the story there?
0:47.0	We found this out initially, well my mom knew for years and she didn't tell anyone because obviously she didn't want anybody to know.
0:56.7	And she found out because my uncle, my dad's brother, he used to stay at the house when my grandma was sick all the time so he was always taking care of her and my grandpa, I call him my grandpa, he was there and basically he went to my uncle and he was basically like,
1:13.0	like, hey, can I suck your dick basically?
1:15.6	It got to that point where he wanted to have sex with him,
1:17.8	and my uncle was like, um, what the fuck?
1:20.2	No.
1:24.0	So I. No. So, uh...
1:25.0	So, uh... And he went to my mom.
1:27.0	And I was like, yeah, he is fucking my husband, yes.
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