My Grandma's Dying Wish was to TROLL ME from the Grave... and it Worked
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 1 October 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My grandma's dying wish was to troll me from the grave, and it worked. My grandmother was an |
| 0:06.9 | immigrant who had to leave school at about age 12, after her own mother died. As the eldest daughter, |
| 0:13.1 | it was her responsibility to take care of her younger siblings. Consequently, she never learned |
| 0:18.1 | more than basic reading and math, and although she married and |
| 0:21.5 | had kids of her own, she worked outside the home to add a household income, often doing cleaning |
| 0:26.9 | and other low-wage work. Of her own children, most were reasonable people, but her youngest |
| 0:32.7 | daughter was a complete parasite. She had no problem taking whatever she could from her mother, |
| 0:38.3 | my grandmother, even having her mother co-sign on debts and then leaving her to pay for it. |
| 0:43.5 | Despite not having much education, my grandmother was a wise person in her own way, |
| 0:48.5 | but not when it came to her own kids, and especially not her mooch daughter. |
| 0:53.1 | She just couldn't stop letting her daughter |
| 0:55.0 | misuse her. She ultimately became ill with cancer. Her kids took care of her except for, |
| 1:00.9 | you guessed it, the youngest parasite daughter. On her deathbed, she told her oldest daughter |
| 1:06.0 | she was worried about the mooch, and related where she kept all her money. It wasn't much, maybe 700 bucks or so. |
| 1:13.0 | And then she told her oldest daughter that when she died, to give it all to the mooch. After my |
| 1:18.1 | grandmother died, the oldest daughter had to stomach giving her own mother's last dollars to her |
| 1:22.8 | miserable vampire of a sister. But to make it more tolerable, she decided to do it by sending it in installments |
| 1:29.5 | of $10 a month. So that's what she did for years, just $10 a month every month. Not enough to |
| 1:36.2 | splurge on anything and not even enough to make a difference in her life. Almost as if it were nothing. |
| 1:42.3 | I always admired my older aunt. She knew how to hold a grudge. |
| 1:46.4 | Mooch, more or less, continued in her old ways, trying to coast off her siblings, but was not |
| 1:51.7 | very successful. She got my father to co-sign for a credit card or loan or something, and left him |
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