I came from the month from the month

there's dirt on my hands

Hey there's hello my sweet little buttered pilgrims buttered pilgrims. Buttered pilgrims.

What the hell am I on today? Hey you guys want to know a quick pilgrim story? This is true.

When I was student teaching I had to teach about like pilgrims and

colonial America and all that and I had I had them like doing research on computers

and I had this one girl just a face of fright on her face and I went over to see what was wrong.

Oh what was wrong you ask? Oh nothing she just typed into Google the words,

Hot Pilgrim. Why? I don't know. Better believe there was

pilgrim porn that somehow made it through the

server blocker.im porn.

Bitch, did you even know that was a thing?

There was a butter Turner involved, I'll say that.

I am, I can't believe I watched that I watched I don't know if that's the right word I

definitely didn't watch it I like gently glanced in a state of panic because I thought I was losing my job that day. Not my fault.

Also, who the hell would Google Hot Pilgrim? Who Google's Hot Pilgrim?

You know who? A really curious fifth grader in Michigan. Why beyond me?

Kids do the craziest shit. You can't make this stuff up. Pilgrim Porn? No, I'm not having it.

Yo, you guys super special guest on the podcast today.

Again, round two with Dr. Jody Carrington.

I'm stoked. I love this woman.

A clinical child psychologist from Alberta, Canada,

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