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Am I the Jerk?

My Girlfriend says my Gift wasn’t “BIRTHDAY GIFT WORTHY”... it was just an “Everyday” Gift

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

My girlfriend says my gift wasn't birthday gift worthy, and it was just an everyday gift.

0:07.5

This was 15 years ago. Back then, I was dating a girl who turned out to be much more than she

0:13.2

led on at first. I'd been dating this girl for about five months, and things were going great.

0:18.7

We hung out a lot, and I've got to say I really enjoyed her

0:21.5

company. She wasn't just a girlfriend, she was someone I really liked chilling with. Her birthday

0:26.9

was coming and I really wanted to do something awesome for her. She had told me a couple of times

0:31.7

how much she wanted to go to a hockey game at the Bell Center to see a Montreal Canadiens game. I figured this was the best opportunity

0:39.2

to see that she finally got to go. After asking around, I was able to get tickets to see the Montreal

0:44.8

Canadians play against the visiting Pittsburgh Penguins. At the time, Mario Lemieux was still playing

0:51.1

with Jarre. I don't know if I pronounced that right, by the way.

0:55.1

So not only would she get to see the Canadians game, she'd also get to see two of the most

0:59.0

famous players at the time live.

1:02.1

The day of her birthday comes, we go out for dinner, after dessert I hand her an envelope

1:06.7

with a thoughtful greeting card I knew she'd like, along with the game tickets.

1:11.3

She rips the envelope open, doesn't even read the greeting card, holds up the hockey tickets,

1:16.5

and disappointingly asks, what's this? I then explained to her how she's always wanted to go

1:22.0

see a hockey game and how the Pittsburgh Penguins would be the visiting team and how I got

1:26.5

some really good seats a few rows

1:28.3

up behind the player's bench and how I spared no expense. She was not impressed in the slightest.

1:35.6

I appreciate the thought, but this is the kind of gift I'd expect to get any other day. This is my

1:40.5

birthday. I expected something shiny. I paused for a moment because I honestly thought

1:45.4

she was trolling me or just wanted to make me sweat for a second. But no, she was dead serious.

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