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🗓️ 24 July 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | My girlfriend says my gift wasn't birthday gift worthy, and it was just an everyday gift. |
0:07.5 | This was 15 years ago. Back then, I was dating a girl who turned out to be much more than she |
0:13.2 | led on at first. I'd been dating this girl for about five months, and things were going great. |
0:18.7 | We hung out a lot, and I've got to say I really enjoyed her |
0:21.5 | company. She wasn't just a girlfriend, she was someone I really liked chilling with. Her birthday |
0:26.9 | was coming and I really wanted to do something awesome for her. She had told me a couple of times |
0:31.7 | how much she wanted to go to a hockey game at the Bell Center to see a Montreal Canadiens game. I figured this was the best opportunity |
0:39.2 | to see that she finally got to go. After asking around, I was able to get tickets to see the Montreal |
0:44.8 | Canadians play against the visiting Pittsburgh Penguins. At the time, Mario Lemieux was still playing |
0:51.1 | with Jarre. I don't know if I pronounced that right, by the way. |
0:55.1 | So not only would she get to see the Canadians game, she'd also get to see two of the most |
0:59.0 | famous players at the time live. |
1:02.1 | The day of her birthday comes, we go out for dinner, after dessert I hand her an envelope |
1:06.7 | with a thoughtful greeting card I knew she'd like, along with the game tickets. |
1:11.3 | She rips the envelope open, doesn't even read the greeting card, holds up the hockey tickets, |
1:16.5 | and disappointingly asks, what's this? I then explained to her how she's always wanted to go |
1:22.0 | see a hockey game and how the Pittsburgh Penguins would be the visiting team and how I got |
1:26.5 | some really good seats a few rows |
1:28.3 | up behind the player's bench and how I spared no expense. She was not impressed in the slightest. |
1:35.6 | I appreciate the thought, but this is the kind of gift I'd expect to get any other day. This is my |
1:40.5 | birthday. I expected something shiny. I paused for a moment because I honestly thought |
1:45.4 | she was trolling me or just wanted to make me sweat for a second. But no, she was dead serious. |
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