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My Girlfriend Just Told Me She's Pregnant - I'M A WOMAN SO IT CAN'T BE MINE! r/Relationships

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🗓️ 8 June 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0

What is going on everyone and welcome back to the channel. I hope you're all doing well.

0:03.9

Today I've got for you just one story, but it's unbelievable. How about this for a premise?

0:10.1

Two women in a relationship. All of a sudden, one finds out they are pregnant. There's no IVF,

0:16.6

nothing going on here, but she finds out she is pregnant. Now, she insists to her partner that

0:23.0

she hasn't cheated. She hasn't even been near a man. Her partner, though, says, well,

0:28.1

you must have been. You're pregnant. I know you've cheated on me. What happens next? It's pretty

0:33.7

insane. So without further ado, sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you are new

0:38.1

around here. Let's get into this story. My girlfriend of four years just told me that she's

0:43.3

pregnant. I'm a woman, so it can't be mine. But she swears she didn't cheat. What do I do?

0:50.6

I'm still in shock, so bear with me. My life feels like a soap opera right now.

0:54.7

Apologies, this will probably be long. Here's some background. My girlfriend Anna and I have been

0:59.7

together for four years with intentions of getting engaged sometime this year. To clarify, we are

1:05.0

two women in a relationship. I am a lesbian, I always have been, but Anna is bisexual and has had serious relationships with men in the past.

1:13.9

This has never been an issue for us because we love each other and we have a healthy and stable relationship.

1:19.6

But now, as you can imagine, I'm second guessing everything.

1:23.9

So what went down?

1:25.3

In the last month, Anna had been complaining about putting on weight, particularly in her stomach area.

1:30.7

Anna is thin and athletic, so the little belly she developed is noticeable.

1:35.7

She's been going to the gym more and started eating much healthier than she usually does.

1:40.7

We didn't notice any improvements with her weight loss though.

1:43.7

But I told her it takes time.

1:45.5

She'll eventually lose the weight. Pregnancy never ever crossed my mind for obvious reasons.

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