This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. This was supposed to be a fun camping trip, but now we're broken up. Opie said, I said goodbye and that I hope she would be okay and walk to the main gate. I realized that my phone was super low on battery and not charging and my battery bank was empty. And I was trying to get an Uber or something like that. And it died. So I felt like I had no choice. Oh, dang. But to go back. We're the Rangers. Right? Yeah. Call them back. Yeah. Also, wherever you are, you were not getting an Uber. My guy. Yeah. You're like the ambulance could barely come out. That's true. That's true. She asked me to prove that my phone was dead, so I did. She let me plug it into her car for a bit. I was not talking to her and sitting away from her in the car with the phone. I saw her grabbing her paddleboard and going down to the lake.

Girl! This is not... Girl! This is not the time to paddleboard.

I reluctantly followed her, but was worried about her going out with a concussion.

I asked her and said, I was worried.

She didn't have a life jacket.

She had a concussion and didn't look or sound herself.

The water was still choppy.

I'm not the strongest swimmer, and it's a big lake.

If something had happened and she had fallen in, I almost certainly wouldn't have been able to stop her. And she couldn't

even get into a, into a hammock. Yeah, dude. I don't trust her to be able to get into a paddleboard.

That's choppy water paddleboarding. That's incredibly dangerous. That's such a good point. That is such a

good point. She can barely see.

It's dark.

I tried to point these things out and she just said that I was catastrophizing.

Is that a word?

I was going to say,

quastrophobic.

No, like, like making everything, like thinking the worst possible.

Making it a catastrophe.

Yeah.

New word, didn't know that.

I acknowledged that I might be. I wasn't a concussion or paddleboarding expert. Yeah, but the experts came

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