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My girlfriend has so much debt and I feel like she's hiding more.

Uh-oh, drowning in debt. She'll throw her a little life preserver.

Me and my girlfriend have been together for two years. We live in my house.

70,000 of debt left's 15-year mortgage.

I'm a sole owner on the house.

And she only pays 150 bucks to help towards utilities as my request.

A few days ago, I was talking to my 30 female girlfriend, 32 female, and jokingly said,

do you have any secret debt that I'll find out about when we get married?

She said she doesn't have any debt.

That she always makes sure she repays the minimum credit card amount. I laughed and said that credit card repayments are debt. And she says no because she is paying towards it. If I pay it, there's no debt. By the way, this comes from Purple A-Data. And if you want to submit your own stories, go to the R-slash-O- Storytime, subreddit. I was shocked at how she could be so wrong and how financially ignorant she is. We're in the process of starting our NHS fertility journey, and we have an appointment soon, and I have been saving for a while because I'm pretty sure we'll have to go private as a same spicy sleep couple. I asked her to save money for a baby fund too and she started saving 20 pounds a week, which I know she spent part of already. She doesn't have any saving. Today I asked her if she knows how much debt she's in. I don't know. Do you have an estimate? Is it 500? A thousand, five thousand? Yeah, something like that. Something like what? Oh, like one of those numbers. I don't think she's

hiding anything from me. I think she just doesn't realize what debt really means. She thought I only

meant money she stopped paying, which is insane. She was supposed to, according to her, move her

credit card debts to a 0% credit card, but the pin to register didn't work

or something like that, and she's waiting for a new one. When did you register? I don't know

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