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Am I the Jerk?

My Gardener KIDNAPPED my NEIGHBOR (it Took WEEKS to find Her Body)… then he Came to My House

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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0:00.0

My gardener kidnapped my neighbor. It took weeks to find her body.

0:04.7

Then he came to my house. Here's what happened.

0:07.6

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0:11.6

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0:12.8

The story I'm about to share involves an active criminal case.

0:17.0

I created a throwaway account and I'm going to keep a few details vague because I don't

0:22.1

want to do anything that might cause this guy to get off with anything

0:25.1

less than he deserves.

0:27.0

Life in prison, if not the needle.

0:29.4

This happened a few years ago, close to Christmas time. I work from home and have since the early

0:35.0

2000s. At the time I was renting a house in a blue-collar middle-class

0:39.2

neighborhood. One day my son who was in high school at the time, woke up with a raging headache, so I let him stay home.

0:47.0

It was mid-morning when my doorbell rang. It wasn't unusual.

0:51.0

The neighborhood we lived in was kind of a prime spot for door-to-door solicitors.

0:55.3

Jehovah's Witnesses and the like.

0:57.1

I yelled for my son to get it because he was so much better at getting rid of those types of people.

1:02.5

No joke.

1:03.4

This kid has this deadpan stare that would make the devil flinch.

1:07.3

Then I just forgot about it.

1:09.0

It wasn't until later that night that I even remembered it happened.

1:12.3

I asked my son who it was.

1:14.2

A landscaper?

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