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🗓️ 6 July 2020
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | The 4th of July weekend was supposed to be fun. |
0:05.0 | My cousin, Marissa, accompanied me to my friend, Ellen's cabin, where the three of us were going to spend the weekend shooting our fireworks and having a nice time. |
0:15.2 | The day started off fine enough. We had about $200 worth of fireworks, plenty of food, |
0:21.9 | and some other enhances of fun. |
0:24.9 | Seeing as how we had a decent stockpile, we figured we could start the fun early while it was |
0:29.6 | still daytime. |
0:31.6 | We set up some of the lower yield items and took turns launching them while sipping |
0:35.6 | beers. The cabin was set in a pretty level field, with a small grove about half a mile behind |
0:42.4 | it. |
0:43.7 | We were sure to aim the rocket straight up and away, |
0:46.6 | so that even if they fell without detonating, |
0:49.3 | they wouldn't land within the grove. |
0:52.0 | One firework fired from a decorative cardboard launch pad, went soaring through the sky |
0:57.5 | like an artillery shot, trailing red smoke as it went. |
1:02.0 | We waited for the inevitable boom of its detonation, but after more than the |
1:07.0 | instruction allotted time, heard nothing. The, oh no, panic then set in and the three of us went sprinting into the grove. |
1:17.0 | Ellen, fumbling with a fire extinguisher she brought as she ran, Marissa scooping up some water bottles from a pack. |
1:25.2 | We entered the grove and immediately smelled smoke. |
1:28.8 | Ellen sprinted ahead of me, cursing as she went. |
1:32.0 | Marissa kept pace with me. |
1:34.7 | After no longer than ten seconds of all-out sprinting, the three of us entered a clearing and |
1:39.7 | came upon a building of flame. |
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