My Friend Mary Orton: Wednesday, April 17th, 2024
The Toast
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🗓️ 17 April 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the toast. I am in studio at home with my |
| 0:08.8 | friend Mary Orton. She's a four-name wonder now. I think that we have to probably at the start here address the elephant in the room |
| 0:19.0 | that Claudia and I are mortal enemies. |
| 0:22.0 | Right. And for anyone who is just starting to learn about this |
| 0:28.1 | saga today, it is because I had the audacity to befriend Jackie and understandably that is unacceptable to her. |
| 0:35.8 | If I were your sister I too would not allow you to have friends. |
| 0:40.7 | But I think if we're all being honest with each other we know that Claudia would beat the |
| 0:45.8 | shit out of me in a street fight right? Like I would have no shot so I don't know. |
| 0:51.8 | I could see a scrappy merry order coming through. |
| 0:55.8 | Well, my question is, can you digitally alter my voice and blur my face for this? |
| 1:01.9 | For this, it's an anonymous |
| 1:03.2 | like this is dangerous this is dangerous work. Yeah yeah and then |
| 1:08.6 | otherwise I was thinking we could brainstorm like for the title you could do something like like Mary |
| 1:15.2 | Orton is absolutely not the co-host of this podcast just to like throw you know |
| 1:18.7 | something so throw her off I'll tell her like Mary Orton cancelled I did a |
| 1:22.3 | solo pod like it's kind of boring |
| 1:24.4 | you don't want to listen maybe like a listener could story it and just be like at |
| 1:28.0 | girl with no job like don't listen today it sucked yeah also Mary |
| 1:32.4 | orton was not not the coo if that would be helpful I'm thinking listen today's |
| 1:35.0 | it sucked yeah also Mary Orton was not not the coist that would be helpful I'm thinking |
| 1:35.9 | No my friend Mary Wharton is the title of today's episode because that is just your name now |
| 1:41.3 | I can't say it another way and I know you have your |
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