When I read the

I'm sure the girls will relate because I know one of our friends has done this.

I'm not the arse for telling someone to stop mentioning their allergies when we go out to a restaurant.

Let's begin.

I have a family member that sees an allergist and claims that they're allergic to nearly everything under the sun,

including things that I've seen them eat for years with no issues.

The past two times we've gone out to eat, they mentioned their level five allergy.

Oh, the levels.

I didn't even know myself.

I didn't even know me that I even have allergy.

A, level five allergy.

And the look of panic that ensues on their, that ensues on the waiter's faces gives me secondhand embarrassment.

Oh gosh.

The first time we went out to an Italian restaurant where they made a scene about their level five garlic allergy to the waiter.

Oh, that's a bad allergy.

They had ordered a pizza

and claimed that the pizza

had never given them problems before

but that they cannot have any garlic.

The manager came back and said

that all their pizzas have garlic.

My family member then said,

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