My Friend is Always the Drama

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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This week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on a friend who is constantly not learning from their mistakes and getting an update from the writer whose friend wanted to do coke at their wedding. They also discuss why so many white men have the same name, the unexpected visitor Melisa had, Meghan waking up screaming, terrible dreams, and how they're Ryan Michelle Bathe's #1 and #2 fans. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:11.1	Hi.
0:12.5	Happy, is it spring yet?
0:14.8	I think so.
0:16.3	Right.
0:17.2	Or maybe it might be like a couple weeks away.
0:20.3	When does spring?
0:23.3	The 20th.
0:25.0	Oh, wow.
0:25.7	OK.
0:26.1	Well, our weather's jumping us already to summer.
0:29.6	So it is spring for us here.
0:30.9	And if you're watching the video, you can see in our very springy outfits.
0:34.7	Spring, spring, spring.
0:36.5	Spring.
0:37.1	Spring is sprung. It has. Sprang break. Did you ever watch the movie Spring Breakers? That's where I got that from. I know. That's why I have. Have I seen it? No. But they're doing another one or have done another one? With the same now fully grown 30 adult women on Spring Break?
0:57.5	Oh, okay.
0:58.2	They've got a new recruit.
0:59.9	I'd like an Amelia Bedelia edition of Spring Break
1:02.2	where she just goes on a rampage,
1:03.6	just like sawing the springs off every mattress and like Daytona Beach.
1:07.8	Yeah.
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