My flatmate thinks I TAMPERED with her food… and wants the police involved! -r/BORUpdates | Reddit Stories | EP2538

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🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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00:00 r/BORUpdates - Me [20F] with my flatmate [21F] of 5 months, she thinks I put glue and nail polish remover in her food.
10:41 r/badroommates - New Roommate alarmingly clingy- HELP
23:53 r/badroommates - Bad Roommate and Bad Mom?
33:47 r/AITAH - AITAH and just being psycho? Or are my feelings valid?
51:39 r/AITAH - AITAH for complaining about my partners' child's mother's spending habits?

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Sam.
0:00.9	This is John.
0:01.6	We're the ancient okay story time podcast host.
0:05.0	And we have some ancient wisdom in the stories coming up.
0:07.6	If you want to hear the wisdom from two old heads that know more than they know what to do with,
0:12.3	you're going to have to wait for a quick message from our sponsors for the next two minutes or so.
0:16.5	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:19.4	Guaranteed human.
0:21.4	My flatmate thinks I tampered with her food and once the police involved.
0:26.3	Letter column.
0:27.4	I-20 female am sharing a house with two other girls, one of whom is a close friend and the other
0:32.2	girl, Marta, 21 female, who I didn't know before we were living together.
0:35.9	Marta knocked on my door this afternoon and asked to borrow a nail polish remover. I don't own any. Then she handed me a jar of mayonnaise and asked me to smell it. It smelled really strongly of chemicals and it did smell a lot like nail polish remover. She was really upset and asked if I had played a prank on her. By the way, this comes from
0:54.2	Chocolate Kettle, and if you want to submit your own stories, go to the R-slash OK Storytime Sub-R-Den. And I'm Angie. I'm Carly. And we're here to give good advice goofily, but we don't have all the answers. We just know what we would do in the situation. So let us know what you would do in the comments. I said I hadn't and she got even more upset. Apparently there was
1:12.3	dried glue on top of the mayonnaise as well. you would do in the comments. I said I hadn't and she got even more upset. Apparently there was
1:12.3	dried glue on top of the mayonnaise as well and she said that she's going to go to the estate agents
1:18.0	or the police to complain and try and get fingerprints from the jar. She also asked if my boyfriend
1:24.7	who visited over the weekend tried to pull a prank or something by doing it,
1:28.3	so I called and left a message on Facebook. I haven't heard back from him yet, but I really, really doubt he would do that.
1:34.3	She said that if it turns out that he did, then she won't have him in the house anymore.
1:39.3	We're long distance and he visits me every two weeks.
1:42.3	My other housemate has gone home for Christmas,
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