My First Best Friend
The Kirk Minihane Show
Barstool Sports
4.6 • 7.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2024
⏱️ 131 minutes
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Summary
Blind Mike and Ted Sellers in-studio. (3:00) Kirk can’t stop thinking about Justin’s gluttonous ways, crunches the numbers on his caloric intake of his fast food-chinese takeout bender. (14:27) Eytan Shander thinks Minifans and Stoolies are anti-semites and conspiracy theorists. Kirk calls Mut to get his thoughts and see if he’s ready to drop this douche. (25:12) Don Sweeney calls out WEEI, Barstool, and the Spit Up On Myself Podcast. (29:05) Aaron Hernandez is gay and so are shirts. We play sound of Courtney Cox’s response to Don Sweeney.(45:25) Ted Sellers and his dad went to the Springsteen concert at Camden Yards. (48:22) WEEI is dropping calls just for mentioning Mut. (51:10) ForePlay is playing golf with their haters, who also hate Kirk. (53:30) Kirk has rescinded his endorsement of President Trump. Justin shares some of his favorite voting bits. (1:08:50) Steve in GloustHIM issues a challenge, Kirk makes a strong counter offer. (1:20:30) Guy Geller’s online guestbook has less submissions than expected. (1:23:25) We call La Mariposa and speak to Mercedes about Guy, her political takes, and catch up on things with her. (1:33:30) Former NFL Star Patrick Pass allegedly beats up an 80 year old man. Justin gives his top 10 Patriots of all time. The show gets a glimpse of what Justin’s therapy sessions are like. (1:41:05) We play sound of the Patrick Pass incident. (1:50:40) Therapy session with Justin breaks out. He talks about his First Best Friend and when his great great grandfather Bitsy Trudell immigrated to America. (2:06:20) Predictions for tonight's episode of Sportsbook Live. Get Saco tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-kirk-minihane-show-tickets-996240180197?aff=oddtdtcreator
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Kirkmanhan Show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.0 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:09.0 | Good morning. |
| 0:10.0 | Last show in the studio. |
| 0:12.0 | As I'm way next weekend, well, |
| 0:16.0 | Dave can tell you, give me the last show in the studio, |
| 0:18.0 | Kirkmanich on the studio for a while, no Dave? |
| 0:21.0 | For a while. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.0 | Next time you see it might be, I don't know, maybe on a stage accepting awards. |
| 0:28.0 | Who's to say? |
| 0:29.0 | I wouldn't, I wouldn't. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm like, I'm like Daniel David David. Oh, he goes to, you know, for all that's like, like, oh, I'm like I'm like Daniel David Lewis. |
| 0:32.8 | Oh, he goes to you know for all heads like like oh I'm so a character he'll |
| 0:35.6 | show up the Oscars and take that award you know like for all that's true. |
| 0:38.3 | I was like oh I'm Abraham Lincoln. |
| 0:40.8 | It's like well take a break from cobbling shoes. |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah, it's weird. |
| 0:44.0 | How do you know the Academy Awards are this night, Daniel? |
| 0:47.0 | I thought you're playing some character right now, so. |
| 0:49.0 | But no, it's not about awards. |
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