You're going to. Hey, happy fall y'all. Just kidding. I said yesterday on Instagram that I'm trying to challenge myself,

not decorate for fall until it's officially fall. So there's that as I sit here and eat candy coins.

Welcome to my podcast Lisa Page made me do it.

This is episode 11.

Sadly, memes did not rise to the occasion and refused to do this podcast.

I explained this to you on Monday afternoon after I dropped her and my sister and the kids off at the airport.

You're just tuning in and you're like, what's happened?

What airport?

Sister, kids, my sister and her husband decided a few months ago, they were going to go to Connecticut.

I don't know why.

Why would anybody want to leave the great state of Texas?

I have no clue.

But the entire time that my mom was here I begged her I bribed her I tried I really did try and I'm not

going to sit here and say maybe in December she'll do it she probably won't that's all I got. The only interaction we're going to have with

memes is when she comes back to visit over Christmas. I am sincerely sorry because I think she would have

been a hoot. Like she would, who am I? Why did I just say a hoot like she would who am I why did I just say a hoot whot who says hoot anymore oh my

God she would have been hilarious if she had did the damn podcast and the

way moving on my backup plan is stew he is gonna hopefully

do a podcast with me this weekend so we'll have that on for you next week a lot of

you really want to hear the husband that's

crazy to me because I forget we do share a lot of the same listeners now our

audiences are completely different His show caters to the older audience, do not be

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