My Father Fought in the Burger Wars

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

In Double Threat's most political episode yet, Tom and Julie revisit the Burger Wars, record an attack ad against Dr Oz, and wade into the generational divide between skiers and snowboarders. Plus Julie shares the scene that made her realize that Total Recall is not for her and Producer Brett puts everyone to sleep with baseball talk. Also the game is afoot, UCB performers doing bits instead of having conversations, being friends with stupid comedians, Pagliacci and other clown stuff, John Wayne Gacy, sports mascots, Robot Urkel, and R2D2. CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE *Hulk Hogan Chokes Out Richard Belzer on TV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7n_SHrK408 *Little Steven/Dr Oz https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1552324950773710848 *Snooki/Dr Oz https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1547683652791717891 *Burger Wars Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxzYqG6p7wQ *Twiggy/Woody Allen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2VCbxVVDQk *Skiers vs Snowboarders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPZDEWBzneY&t=1s BUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED! *September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast *October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357 JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT: http://foreverdog.plus JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS: *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever!
0:02.0	Go!
0:04.0	I like to say the game as a foot whenever someone tries to play footsie with me under the table,
0:10.0	which seemed like it happened constantly if you were to watch any movie in the 80s.
0:15.0	Yeah, exactly.
0:17.0	We're constantly adults putting feet in each other's groin.
0:21.0	I would go to a dinner party.
0:23.0	Yes.
0:24.0	This is one of my pet peeves.
0:26.0	I go to a dinner party.
0:29.0	And then the sexy wife of my boss at the dinner party sitting across from me.
0:36.0	Yep.
0:37.0	And she's putting her foot up in my business, putting her hand on my upper thigh,
0:45.0	and squeezing it right when I'm in the middle of talking.
0:47.0	I'm like, well, boss, I want to just say that I feel like our projections for quarter four are rising.
0:54.0	This would happen all the time.
1:03.0	And I will say this as the wife, as the one time wife of a CEO,
1:10.0	I was pressured by my peers to slip off one of my pumps.
1:18.0	Sure.
1:20.0	I had pumps on and I would have pantyhose on.
1:23.0	And they said, find a guy at the table.
1:27.0	It doesn't matter who it is.
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