So the year was 1995. It's late April.

1995, for those of you that are a little bit younger, is a really auspicious year.

It's the year that the greatest of all time Michael Jordan came out of retirement the first time.

It's also the year the internet actually became a viable thing.

And my wife, Kelly, was great with child only a few weeks from delivering our first

oldest child grant.

And where are the parents, by the way, in the room?

If you're a parent, raise your hand, be proud of it.

If you're a parent, you understand this.

The biggest tension we had at this point is do we buy

a minivan or drive something else? And we had read in the scriptures nowhere that this verse,

is, thou cannot drive a minivan and maintaineth your swagginess. We had read that somewhere.

I'm pretty sure it's the message translation.

And my wife was dead set.

We're not buying a minivan, and I concurred.

Okay, I'm like, yes, okay?

So we decide just a few weeks before our oldest is born to purchase.

I brought a picture.

A 1995, we bought it brand new,

1995 Nissan Pathfinder, okay? Now some of you're like, you should have bought a minivan.

But listen, we drove this Pathfinder for over 13 years and put almost 300,000 miles on this Pathfinder.

But this is the best part about this vehicle.

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