My ex-wife lost a custody battle to me and then tried to pull off an elaborate plan to frame

me for stealing from her and turn me into the police, but it all backfires on her.

The first half of the story is this setup. Everything that happened in the divorce,

a whole glitter bomb situation, and the second half is where she framed me.

How she did it and what I did in response. Here's what happened.

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I was married to a woman for 15 years and ended up divorcing her because she'd like to sleep

with other guys. While it took me six years to stumble onto this fact, she worked from home.

I commuted two hours each way into the city. I owe it to her being either a social path or a

narcissist or both. Why not? She absolutely could turn on and turn off the charm and could come

up with lies staring at you right in the eyes. Hindsight is 2020. Let's call her V short for Voldemort.

As one time when I was talking about her after the separation, I referred to her as she who

must not be named and the nickname stuck with all my friends and family. During the marriage,

my ex and I were best friends with another couple and for this post we'll call them Sam and Marie.

Sam was and still is my best friend. Marie was V's best friend. Marie had found out about

V's plans to cheat on me prior to me finding out and told V that she couldn't condone

in fidelity and their friendship would end if V did cheat on me. No, Marie did not tell me

and I don't blame her for not doing so. When I finally found out V was having a Facebook affair

with some dude in California, we lived in Massachusetts and if you're going to have an online

affair, don't do it while married to a computer expert. It was just two weeks before V was flying

him out and putting him up in a hotel for three days. I spent those two weeks getting a lawyer,

a private investigator and my exit strategy together. I left her the weekend after their hotel

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