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Am I the Jerk?

Entitled Security Guard thinks I'm SHOPLIFTING and CALLS THE POLICE... but I'm not

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled, stupid security guard tries to blame me for shoplifting, all because I look like the person that he's looking for.

0:06.9

But despite my explanations, he simply will not take no for an answer.

0:10.9

And he refuses to let me leave the store.

0:13.2

Here's what happened.

0:14.2

I'll start by saying that I have a baby face, and have always been mistaken for someone who's very young.

0:19.6

Even after graduating high school, I also have random people approach me, asking if I remember them from such and such,

0:26.1

because I've always been mistaken for someone that they knew from somewhere else.

0:30.0

It's really spooky.

0:31.1

Also, during this incident that I'm about to describe, most people might say that this guy just made a mistake.

0:37.1

But the way he spoke to me, even after I told him that he had made a mistake,

0:41.2

he simply refused to believe me, and even started making claims of theft.

0:45.4

When the actual shoplifter was also in the store, actually taking things.

0:49.6

Here's what happened.

0:50.4

I had stopped at Walmart to buy myself a quick lunch for work.

0:53.6

As a side note, I'm still wearing my teal-colored theme uniform shirt.

0:57.6

From my job that reads House Depot Cashier Appreciation Month,

1:01.2

I'm also wearing black slacks and shoes,

1:03.9

along with a purple cap that also has the same logo and store name written on it,

1:08.8

while wearing my black one-shoulder work bag that I used to carry my work-related things.

1:13.3

I had just paid for everything and was heading towards the exit

1:16.8

when a security guard stops me and asks to check my things,

1:20.4

which I let him do and even held out my receipt to prove that I had paid for everything.

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