“MY EX HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Philosophy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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A caller fresh out of jail tries to turn his life around, we speak with the most faded human being to ever live, and I interrupt the slumber of a caller sleeping in his car.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.3	Hello.
0:04.9	Hello.
0:05.5	How's it gone?
0:06.4	Pretty fucking chill, dude.
0:08.2	Pretty fucking chill.
0:09.4	Why is it going?
0:10.4	Why is it going pretty fucking chill?
0:11.8	This is Lyle, right?
0:13.1	Yes, sir.
0:13.6	Who is this?
0:15.7	You can call...
0:17.5	I'm down to go by my former Smash Bros. name Stud with a money sign.
0:25.3	Okay, Stud with the Money Sign.
0:29.2	All right, you sent me a lot of text. I'm going to read all of them.
0:33.0	First of all, your name is Chris.
0:36.1	I might just end up calling you that.
0:38.0	You said, I'm Chris, I'm violently hung over at work right now.
0:41.7	You sent me that about two months ago.
0:45.9	Then you said, I've been crashing the fuck out for the past two months, got a haircut today, and I'm ready to be a menace.
0:53.6	Okay.
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