My Ex-Girlfriend Is A Huge Problem
Strawberry Letter
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2019
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
Dear Steve and Shirley, I have a big problem. Two years ago I relocated for work. Before I moved I had a special lady that I enjoyed spending time with. She was a big fine woman, thick in all of the right places. It's been a year since I had seen her and I was missing her good loving so I called her and told her I was sending her a bus ticket to come visit me. Yes, a bus ticket because a brother ain't rich. The weekend finally came and I was so excited to see her, but oh my goodness when this woman got off the bus I swear I barely recognized her..........
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| 0:37.2 | Strawberry letter. |
| 0:38.3 | All right, this is a long one. The subject, my ex-girlfriend, is a huge problem. |
| 0:43.3 | Dear Stephen Shirley, I have a big problem. |
| 0:47.3 | Two years ago, I relocated for work. Before I moved, I had a special lady that I enjoyed spending time with. |
| 0:54.8 | She was a big, fine woman, thick in all of the right places. |
| 1:00.0 | It had been a year since I had seen her and I was missing her good loving, so I called her and told her I was sending her a bus ticket to come visit me. |
| 1:11.7 | Yes, a bus ticket. |
| 1:13.4 | Because a brother ain't rich. |
| 1:15.7 | What? |
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