Sent flowers to a quote, dead ex. I am an 18 year old guy and I had an ex who was an 18 year

old girl who I haven't talked to in months. Fast forward to last week I was talking to a group of

friends and her name came up in conversation from a friend of a friend. This friend thought that her

and I were still together and when I explained that we weren't, we continued

the conversation about it and it got me thinking how she's been. Mind you, she went ghost and like

really made me hurt, but because I'm a very apologetic person, I didn't let it bother me. After the

conversation though, I thought I'd reach out and just see how she's doing. So I text her friend,

because she's got me blocked, just to see how she's doing. So I text her friend, because she's got me blocked,

just to see how she's doing. And her friend was all cool about it and the whole thing seemed fine.

Until my ex texted my friend, acting like her sister, saying she had died. Little did she know,

I remember when she pulled the same stunt with their ex before me.

So, the revenge. Me and a group of friends made the 51-minute drive to her house to pay our respects.

What we did was we went to a gas station and bought all of their flowers, put them in a basket,

and put a card in it marked with our deepest condolences. The card was filled with some of the

finest glitter we could find at the dollar store and off we went to deliver everything.

When we get to her house, I told my friends to stay back while I went up and knocked on the door.

I set the flowers down on the porch and I walked away. As I'm walking away, however, her dad answered the door and when,

Can I help you? To which I replied, I'm sorry for your loss. Her name meant so much to me and it's sad to see

her go. In confusion, her dad responded, she's not dead. As me and the boys leave, her and her friends

show up in her car. Then she looks at me and my friends and says, what are you doing here? Well, I thought you died, I replied. Her dad was furious and essentially took all of her freedoms away until summer and actually gave me and my friends each $20 for the inconvenience and gas money.

Okay, honestly, who does that?

Like, who jokes about their own death like that?

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