My Everything Hurts
Community Service with Craig Conant
Craig Conant
4.9 • 795 Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2021
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Craig talks about getting back into dodge ball, using other people's toothbrushes, and Chris Farley.
The Chris Farley sketches we mentioned:
Hidden Camera Commercials - https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g
Herlihy Boy - https://youtu.be/oXyW5w5RRFY
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| 0:00.0 | Are we |
| 0:02.0 | Get back here |
| 0:16.0 | Get back here |
| 0:22.9 | Are we rolling? Yes. |
| 0:23.7 | Oh, yes. |
| 0:25.0 | Hey, everybody, welcome to my podcast. |
| 0:27.8 | And I would like to thank the new Patreon member. |
| 0:32.3 | He's a producer. |
| 0:33.3 | He paid the big bucks. |
| 0:34.3 | God bless you, sir, helping me get out of EBT one day at a time. I'll tell you why. Thank you, |
| 0:39.3 | Jordan Shultz, my new Patreon member. |
| 0:41.6 | And thank you guys for listening. |
| 0:43.7 | Please rate, review, like, subscribe. |
| 0:46.0 | Helps me a great deal. |
| 0:47.8 | It's two clicks for you. |
| 0:49.7 | Look into this episode right now. |
| 0:53.0 | Nobody saw nothing what is that camomile |
| 0:59.2 | is that are we rolling yeah new new new mic stands who's it got it. I'm a pro. |
| 1:11.9 | Should I wear headphones today? |
| 1:13.2 | Look at this Maine. |
| 1:14.3 | Look at this lion's mane. |
| 1:15.7 | It's up to you. |
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