From the darkest corners of our imagination comes a game show that's more ridiculous than terrifying.

Welcome to Tickled to Death.

I'm your host, Roz Hernandez, and I'll be guiding guests through the creepy questions and chaotic games,

all to win the ultimate title of horror movie champion.

Listen to Tickled to Death, wherever you get your podcasts,

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Oh, if only I could do the best show on a night like this oh but i can't i can't i just can't

it's not happening wait what is it happening pat pat you're live you're live well how about that it We're live. Well, how about that?

It is happening.

Dreams do come true on the best show.

And this is kind of our new version of the best show where it's less about what we've done on the best show for the last 38 years and more like that Richard Simmons show where he made your dreams come true.

Remember that show or somebody would go on and be like, I need a truck and they'd cry and

then he'd go, here's a truck, and then they'd have a new truck.

And that's what we're doing here, except there will be zero trucks given out tonight.

Zero, anything given out tonight outside of the one million laughs that you will get in this episode of the show.

Literally, one million laughs guaranteed.

If you get less than one million, I don't have to tell you, actually. I don't know. If you don't than $1 million, I don't know if you don't tell you, actually.

I don't know.

If you don't get $1 million, go take it up with your pastor.

I don't know what to tell you, with your parishioner or your someone of the cloth who can help guide you through this crisis.

But tonight on the best show,

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