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Lightweights Podcast

My Dog Ran Away

Lightweights Podcast

Joe Vulpis

Society & Culture, Education, Hobbies, Music Commentary, Music Interviews, Relationships, Leisure, Health & Fitness, Self-improvement, Music, Fitness

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2022

⏱️ 27 minutes

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0:00.0

What up guys welcome back to dumb and Dumber where the level of stupidity reaches its maximum

0:06.9

Around 12 30 p.m. And right now it's about 12.05

0:11.2

So in about 25 minutes you're gonna feel really fucking dumb. Did you know Prince's real name wasn't actually Prince?

0:18.4

Case in point

0:23.4

Change it that crazy change it to be like that's name. What was his name?

0:28.4

I don't know, but I think there was some legal issue because he wanted to get out of his contract with universal

0:33.0

Also, I don't know if it was universal

0:35.6

But there was a legal

0:37.6

So what do we know that's factual about this fact the fact that he was alive at one point

0:43.2

He was alive and he is no longer living. Okay, great

0:49.4

Also

0:50.4

MTV's first music video they ever played was video killed the radio star

0:56.2

I knew that actually I knew that because I was asked that in a trivia question one time what the first song and some old-ass lady answer the question

1:04.4

Mm-hmm because she was old and you're old and you guys both know. Yeah, oh yeah, Grena

1:09.0

What was her name Grena? Definitely not I should try to make a joke me and her go to the same retirement home because I'm old and you're young

1:15.7

Oh, yeah, man. Who's gonna die for us you think me or you honestly probably you you think so? Yeah, why you don't take care of your body as well as I do

1:25.0

What are you being dead ass right now? You put a lot of foreign substances in your body and I

1:32.7

Do not name one foreign substance cigarettes

1:37.8

That was only that was only in Europe you did it yesterday. I had one

1:43.9

Pack no, I had one cigarette bullshit. No, I'm being serious. How do you have today?

1:49.0

Zero time you having tonight zero cuz I have a boxing session at six o'clock. So, huh?

1:53.5

Having you having tomorrow zero bullshit. No dude. I'm not sure. I'm gonna try to like go on like a two-week streak of not having any

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