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Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Comedy

4.8 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2021

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

For this week's episode, Xolo and Jacob confess their true height, talk about getting snowed in, the RICE Purity test, Shang Chi and iconic fight scenes, and the wonders of cuffing season!

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? You're listening to the Lone Lobos podcast. I'm
0:07.4	Jacob and right now cuffing season is around the corner so we're going to be
0:11.4	talking a bit about that today
0:12.6	shong chi and how freaking awesome the martial arts was in that movie and a bunch of other
0:17.4	stuff so I'll just get right into it.
0:20.8	We just need one one topic to get off of what's the fall stuff right what's both
0:26.6	fall stuff well I mean it's ball coming up I feel like in fall it's cuffing
0:32.2	season oh that's right so who you you come I was talking about that In fall, it's cuffing seasons.
0:33.0	Oh, that's right.
0:34.0	So who you? Monica was talking about that.
0:35.0	Cuffing seasons around the corner.
0:37.0	Yeah, so cuffing seasons around the corner.
0:39.0	Yeah, and I'm late to the game.
0:41.0	So I need a girlfriend quit.
0:43.2	For all the holidays that you celebrate.
0:47.2	For all of this, yeah for all of that, I need to snuggle up.
0:49.8	That is the goal though. Like, this may sound childish or whatever the frick.
0:57.0	But I don't want a girlfriend that watches an anime as well.
1:00.0	Like I think that's the only prerequisite.
1:02.0	Wekwesit? Wekwesit? Prerequisites. I think that's the only prerequisite prerequisite that's my only
1:06.2	prerequisites my best I want to go to white animation with my mom me
1:10.3	you had to be a whiteipoo. Oh, yeah.
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