My Daddy's Boat

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

The HOA calls to inform a gentleman that some complaints have been filed about his property and the one that sticks out the most is regarding his boat.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.1	Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it is my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.0	And the subject is, I'm tired of yelling at my husband.
0:13.9	We'll get into that in just a few.
0:16.1	And he's tired to.
0:17.9	What?
0:19.2	Because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for is, Neff? I got a good one, Shirley. Buckle up on this one. This is one of my ignorance. Ignority. Ooh, I got a new word. God. Ignorities. This is one of my ignorities. My daddy's boat. My daddy's boat. Ignority. This is one of my ignorities. My daddy's boat.
0:39.2	My daddy's boat. Ignority. That's like just ignorant to a whole notherty level.
0:44.1	Just like, we're trying to make sense out of ignorance.
0:47.4	Yeah, because it's hurting my brain right now.
0:49.8	Right. Why is you rubbing your eyes? Like it's really, listen, my daddy boat.
0:54.5	Let's go, Cat Don.
0:56.6	Hello.
0:57.6	Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Wilson, please.
1:00.9	This is he.
1:01.7	Mr. Wilson, how are you today?
1:03.3	I'm going to find.
1:04.1	Who is this?
1:04.9	My name is B.
1:06.8	Oh, how am I help you?
1:08.1	Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints, sir, about some things on your property here.
1:14.6	Well, who are you with?
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