Hey, Hey Waffle gang, I do hope you are well. My name is Mark and today we're checking out some more relationship stories.

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Let's crack on with today's first story, which is titled, Am I the Arsole for Eating Too Many Cucumbers?

This is perhaps the most bizarre Am I the Asshole post I've ever written, but I'm honestly

so confused.

Like I feel like I can't possibly be the asshole, but then sometimes people are too blind to see

their own floors,

so maybe I really am.

For as long as I can remember, I've had this quirk.

I guess you could call it that, I never snack on anything other than a cucumber.

I shouldn't say never technically, since socially I'll get ice cream or eat a few chips

at a party.

I'm not a picky eater by any means, but my snack of choice has always been cucumbers.

I eat pretty healthily anyways, so a lot of fruits and veggies are part of my diet.

Since veggies are lower in calories, I have to eat a lot of them to eat enough.

So I usually have some sliced cucumber in my purse that I'll munch on throughout the day.

And I'll always have a cucumber in my car that I'll just eat whole when I'm driving.

I go through several cucumbers daily.

Although it's not healthy, I've had days where I've felt really depressed and overwhelmed

and have binge eaten nothing but cucumbers.

I think I've eaten perhaps 35 on very extreme days.

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