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So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes

What? Whoa!

Scars, look at the falling!

I'm still not looking!

And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!

Simple, huh?

Risk! Hello, kids! This is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allison, and every Thursday we release these special episodes where we look back at content from our earlier years.

Sometimes single stories, sometimes whole episodes.

Keep in mind that years ago people might have worded things differently than they would today.

As always, the title of the whole series, Risk, is itself a content warning.

This week a story that Vanessa Ragland first shared on the podcast in February of 2012.

Here's Vanessa now with a story we call, My Crotch and the Night.

This year, Halloween 2011, basically I had two big objectives this year.

And they were to remain in control and have fun.

I have a history of if there's any day that's supposed to be a fun day or a special day,

I completely blow it because I have no self-control.

So I get really excited that the day's coming and I get accessories and I call everyone.

And then the day of, I'm like bouncing around, bouncing around, drinking what anyone hands me and then I wake up in a bathtub.

Any bathtub, just love passing out in baths.

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