My Crazy Sister STEALS MY CATS so She Can PUT THEM DOWN
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 22 June 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My estranged sister comes into my life and wants my family to watch her baby. |
| 0:05.3 | And when we say no, we find out that she secretly stole our cats, took them to a shelter, |
| 0:11.7 | and filled out all the paperwork to have them put down. |
| 0:15.2 | Here's what happened. |
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| 0:20.2 | To start this story, you need some background. |
| 0:22.4 | My father had a best friend who he had known for years. |
| 0:25.3 | His friend is sterile. |
| 0:26.7 | He has dad for a donation and dad agrees under the circumstance that he will not be involved |
| 0:31.6 | because he was already with my mom and had Lily. |
| 0:34.4 | My older half sister for my mom's first marriage and the only sister whom I was raised |
| 0:38.8 | with. |
| 0:39.8 | His friend agrees, so my dad's genetic donation happens. |
| 0:43.1 | Petunia is born and my dad's friend dies when she is only 4 months old. |
| 0:48.4 | Petunia's mother remarries a very rich man in all his well in the world. |
| 0:53.2 | Fast forward 16 years and Petunia finds dad on Facebook and demands to see him. |
| 0:59.7 | He's careful, tries to get a hold of her mother, no dies, but he tells her that if she wants |
| 1:04.3 | to meet then her mother must approve it and sets up a place to meet. |
| 1:07.5 | Well, Petunia shows up with a bunch of bags and my dad watches a car drive off. |
| 1:12.6 | Petunia has lied and her parents have dumped her on us for the summer. |
| 1:16.5 | She spends the entire summer making mother, dad, me, and my sister Lily miserable because |
| 1:23.4 | we can't afford things that she's used to. |
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