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My co-worker said I'm setting stereotypes because I said our orange cat was dumb.

How dare you speak ill of the feline?

The story we have, two workplace cats in one area of our work site.

They add value to the work site.

We all love the cats and the worksite cat presence is not the issue. One of the cats, Gene, is a tortoise shell cat we have had for years. The other cat's jorts is a large orange cat and a recent addition. By the way, this comes from throwaway orange cat. And if you want to submit your own stories, go to the R.Slaughey, Storytime. Subverted. I'm Sophia. I'm Dakota. I'm Carly. And we're here to give good advice, goofily, but we don't have all the answers. We only know what we'd do. So let us know what you would do in the comments. Jorts is just kind of a simple guy. For example, Jorts can't open a door even when it's a jar. He shoves it whether he's going in or out. So often he closes the door

he's trying in or out.

So often he closes the door he's trying to go through.

This means he's often trapped inside the place he was trying to exit and meows until he's rescued.

My colleague, Pam, has been spending a lot of time trying to teach Jorts things.

The door thing is the main example. It's a real

issue because the cats are fed in a closet and Jorts keeps pushing the door closed. Gene can actually

open all the other interior doors since they are a lever type knob, but she can't open this

particular door if she's trapped inside the closet. Tortie Jean is very nice to pour orange jorts,

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