My Cousins

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Craig and his cousin Joseph talk about getting out of the game, working on yourself, and then Joshua AKA Baby Bozo calls in from prison! Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit.
0:03.0	We have a lot of six zero in progress for most of each.
0:18.0	Subject is 25 and appears to what shit is good.
0:22.3	Get back here.
0:30.6	Wildlife.
0:31.9	Wildlife.
0:33.0	I live a wildlife in a sweet, positive way. but I like to get my dick dirty uh-oh hey hey hey
0:44.3	clean it up YouTube what are you gonna what are you gonna demonetize me I'm already rich bitch
0:50.3	no I'm not we are no way though I can't wait to be rich all the money I get I
0:56.7	just put back into my little empire and I just can't wait to fucking buy some land and
1:01.5	farm a little homestead oh you oh you want to you want to grow some blackberries and
1:07.3	blueberries and almost said something naughty you know play with the soil and sit like a woman yes man man I'm watching that full Adrian Grenier from Entourage.
1:28.3	Yeah.
1:29.3	I mean, I'm not gay, but that's a handsome man.
1:31.3	That's a handsome man.
1:33.3	I was wondering where he went, and my sister's been in love with him forever.
1:36.3	I used to watch Entourage.
1:38.3	It's such a fun show.
1:40.3	And he went off the grid and like quit hollywood and uh ranches and farms and is all like
1:49.9	uh holistic uh grow your own stuff off the grid and i started following them and uh it's just dope
1:58.9	and i saw that and then i found these like I don't know if they're
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