My Cousin’s Husband is trying to BANG ME… so I Show My Family All His Creepy Messages

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0	My cousin's husband is trying to bang me, so I show my family all his creepy messages.
0:07.0	I met my cousin's husband last July for their wedding. They live several states away,
0:12.0	so in addition to meeting him for the first time, it was also the first time I'd seen my cousin
0:17.0	in a few years. I instantly got a bad vibe from him, and he made several comments that rubbed me the wrong
0:22.8	way.
0:23.8	He told me that I seem like a wild child, and said he had bet I'm a bad girl at my college.
0:32.0	Since meeting him, he's followed me on Instagram and sporadically sends me reels, which
0:35.7	I don't open, and comments odd things on my
0:38.6	posts like, looking good, cousin. He even DM'd me once, hey, I'll be in your state this weekend
0:45.2	on business, lull, which I never opened either. All of this definitely creeped me out, but I didn't
0:52.5	feel like I could say anything about it because
0:54.4	my cousin and I aren't close, and I've always felt like she looks down on me because she's a devout
0:59.6	Christian, and I am not. Fast forward to this week, one of those fake accounts on Instagram popped
1:06.1	up with some of my pictures asking for money for X-rated pictures.
1:11.1	The bio was in broken English, the pictures were poorly cropped screenshots of my two most
1:16.0	recent posts, and the cache app was a random string of numbers and letters.
1:21.2	The account just looked very fake, and many of my friends sent it to me and reported the
1:26.5	account. Of course, the one person
1:28.8	who apparently fell for it was my cousin's husband. I then got a very long, nasty DM from my cousin,
1:35.4	telling me she had been very tolerant of my sinful lifestyle, but this time I had gone too far.
1:42.3	Honestly, I wasn't sure what she meant by sinful life. I'm guessing she's making
1:46.5	a lot of assumptions about me without really knowing anything about me. She said she didn't care
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