Hey there kids, it's me, Mr. Keevy Pasta, and I promise this is only going to take about

one minute of your time, which is about two hits of that skip button.

But don't hit it.

I wanted to let you know about two quick, very quick, quick, quick, quick things.

I'm going to be a Sandra Pan, again this year, because I always go to Sandra Pan.

It's in San Antonio, Texas, August 30th through September 1st.

I'll put a link in the description down below for that.

And also, I'm going to end up being back at Midori Khan for the first time in many, many

years, and I'm really happy about that.

Midori Khan is at the Deer Creek Lodge and Conference Center in Mount Sterling, Ohio.

It's going to be on September 13th through the 15th, and it's kind of unlike any other

anime convention I've ever been to, and then let me do this thing where I get to tell

scary stories by a campfire in the woods, and I love them for that.

That's all.

Less than a minute.

On to tonight's story.

When I was little, my cousin lived in this huge Victorian mansion.

The kind that had sacred passages in hidden rooms.

That you'd likely inherit from a dead great-grandparent.

The estate was located in the middle of a desolate forest, with a total township population

of 20 people.

And every summer my brother Jacob and I would be sent in to stay with our cousins for the

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