My Chess Grandmaster - Sam Shankland
Tosh Show
Black Heart Productions
4.9 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Daniel sits across from Sam Shankland, a Chess Grandmaster, US Chess Champion, and Chess Olympiad gold medalist.
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| 0:00.0 | Is the English opening of the goat of openers? |
| 0:03.4 | No. |
| 0:04.0 | No. |
| 0:06.9 | Tos show. |
| 0:09.6 | Tosh Show. |
| 0:13.1 | Tosh Show for show. |
| 0:15.0 | Welcome to Tosh Show. |
| 0:16.1 | I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. |
| 0:17.4 | Eddie? |
| 0:18.1 | Yes. |
| 0:19.1 | How old am I? |
| 0:20.2 | You are 50. How old is Georgia head coach Kirby Smart? |
| 0:26.2 | 65? He's 50. He's 50. We have the same age. Look at him. Yeah. Do I look younger? Does he look |
| 0:34.9 | like he's going to die? A little bit of both. |
| 0:39.0 | Man, that's crazy to me. |
| 0:42.5 | I just found out that Kirby Smart was 50 years old and I just went, what? |
| 0:46.7 | If he was married to my wife, I would have him arrested. |
| 0:50.4 | And walking around with Carly would be weird. |
| 0:52.2 | I'm like, you can't be with that woman. |
| 0:54.8 | You know what I like about football? |
| 1:01.7 | What? I love this new trend of officials that are all jacked as shit. Yeah. And then they wear the tight little ref shirts showing their arms. But now that we have female officials, I think it |
| 1:08.9 | needs to go both ways. We need to get jacked female officials |
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